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Privacy Policy

Classification: Top Secret

AKA: "The Boring Legal Stuff We Have to Post"

01 // The Emails (The "6:00 AM Club")

If you choose to sign up for our email alerts, we collect your email address. That is it.

We use this information purely to send you tactical alerts when school closure probability exceeds 75%. We do not sell, trade, or transfer your email to shady sled salesmen or third parties. You can unsubscribe at any time by clicking the "Abort Mission" link at the bottom of our emails.

02 // Cookies & The Google Bots 🍪

We use cookies on this site. Not the chocolate chip kind (sadly), but the digital kind. These are small files that a site or its service provider transfers to your computer's hard drive to recognize your browser and capture certain information.

  • Third-Party Vendors: Third-party vendors, including Google, use cookies to serve ads based on a user's prior visits to your website or other websites.
  • Advertising Cookies: Google's use of advertising cookies enables it and its partners to serve ads to your users based on their visit to your sites and/or other sites on the Internet.
  • Opt-Out: Users may opt out of personalized advertising by visiting Google Ads Settings.

03 // Affiliate Links

School Snow Day Predictor is a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program.

This means if you click a link to buy a "GT Snow Racer" or "Noise Cancelling Headphones" and actually buy it, we get a tiny commission at no extra cost to you. This helps keep the servers running when 50,000 people visit at once during a blizzard.

04 // Location Data Protocol

We do not store your precise GPS location permanently. When you enter your Postal Code or Zip Code, it is converted into coordinates on the fly to query the Open-Meteo Weather API, and then the data is discarded.

We do not know where you live, and frankly, we do not want to know. We just want to know if your driveway is snowy.

05 // Children's Online Privacy

We do not knowingly collect any personally identifiable information from children under the age of 13. If a parent or guardian believes that the site has personally identifiable information of a child under the age of 13 in its database, please contact us immediately and we will use our best efforts to promptly remove such information from our records.

06 // Contact Channel

If you have questions about this policy, please contact Command at:
mliselectpro@gmail.com

Last Updated: January 26, 2026 // Status: Enforced